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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Just For Fun: The "Real" Summer Movie Posters

A whole host of blockbusters are on their way this summer, ready to dazzle you with dizzying marketing campaigns, flashy trailers and big-name stars.  Don't be fooled!  If movie posters could tell the truth, here's what they would say. :-P

Check out the Shiznit for a peek at the summer movie posters with humorously altered taglines: (could you guess which one is "All CGIs but the abs?")

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

"Thor"

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"Thor" strikes into theaters and starts off the summer blockbuster season.

Kenneth Branagh ("Henry V," "Hamlet") may seem to be an odd choice to direct a big-budget superhero movie. Some superhero movies translate well from comics onto the screen, but "Thor," the story of a golden-manned, hammer-hurling God could be campy or amateurish in the hands of the wrong director. Branagh has proven otherwise.

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is one hot-headed Norse God. The apparent heir to the throne of the realm of Asgard, he's brash and reckless. After a break-in incident by a few creatures of Frost Giants, Asgard's old nemesis, he defies the order of his father, the wise King Odin (Anthony Hopkins).  

Thor pushes his way through the galactic portal, watched over by its long-time guardian (Idris Elba), and ventures out to the frozen land of Jotunheim, along with quartet of his loyal fighters (Ray Stevenson, Tadanabou Asano, Josh Dallas, Jamie Alexander). By provoking and starting a fight, he breaks a truce that could lead to a war.  

Furious and disappointed in his son, King Odin strips off Thor of his supremacy and banishes him to Earth to learn a lesson about humility. In darkness through the storm of clouds, Thor lands in the desert of New Mexico, where he's accidentally hit by the vehicle occupied by Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), an astrophysicist, her quirky assistant Darcy Lewis (Kat Dennings), and mentor Erik Selvig (Stellan Skarsgard).

There are developments in both worlds. In New Mexico, the S.H.I.E.L.D. government agents, led by Agent Coulson (Clark Gregg), are tracking down the unusual atmospheric phenomenon and taking over Jane's research. In Asgard, King Odin falls into a slumber state and Loki (Tom Hiddleston), Thor's iniquitous younger brother, proclaims himself as the ruler of the realm. Loki's dark backstory and motivation is revealingly more complex than a sibling jealousy and deeper than greed. He's a multi-dimensional character and not your typical villain.

But no one steals Hemsworth's thunder here; a star is born.  Any doubt about him is erased; as a newcomer, he will make a fine addition to the cast of the all-star "The Avengers" (premiering next summer).

With his Shakespearean language and old-world manner, Thor is a fish out-of-water and hilarity follows. He gradually transforms from anger and confusion to comprehension and resignation as a mere mortal. For the first time in his life, he doesn't know what he's supposed to be or do. Even with his Godlike, muscular stature, there's a childlike innocence and gentleness about him, wondering around and interacting with humans in his exile.

There's a poignancy when Thor finds his hammer, Mjolnir, stuck in a rock, and realizes he could not pick it up even with all his might. Mjolnir is a war hammer forged out of a dying star  and could only be held by a worthy warrior. Now this incredible brute strength looks more like a lost little boy. He softens considerably and understands his reprimand.  

When Thor faces off with the Destroyer, a giant robot sent down by Loki, and selflessly offers himself to end the destruction on Earth, it's a turning point in his character. And when his almighty power is restored in its regal glory, Thor displays it wisely. The God of Thunder is now a dignified warrior.

"Thor" is an epic blend of mythology, action, adventure and fantasy. But underneath all the flash, it has a layered story, well-developed characters and human dynamics. Beyond royal rivalry, it's a story about familial betrayal and tragedy, self-discovery and growth. Yet it's lighthearted enough as a pure enjoyment. The only flaw here, surprisingly, is Natalie Portman, fresh off her Oscar win in "Black Swan." Supposedly an accomplished scientist, somehow her portrayal as a love interest comes off as a giddy school girl.

Last but not least, what a visual marvel! Asgard is celestially fantastic, fits for Gods - glittering gold spheres, lustrous palace and crystal bridge shimmering in a spectrum of colors. It shines even more luminously, in stark contrast with the dusty, humble Earth.

"Thor" was my most anticipated superhero movie in 2011 since I attended the Comic-Con panel and previewed the extended trailer last year. As an original adaptation, "Thor" has set the bar high for "Green Lantern" and "Captain America." Like "Spider Man" and "Iron Man" before it, Marvel has another star in its universe, primed for a sequel.

"Thor" deserves a thunderous applause.  

Monday, May 9, 2011

Note: "Thor"

"Thor" review is now up on http://www.sdentertainer.com/arts/reviews-arts/movie-review-thor/ It will be posted on the blog at a later time.
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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Free Comic Book Day

["Thor" review is up next] [Geek-Out Guide was added to previous Summer Blockbusters post]

Don't forget that today (May 7) is Free Comic Book Day!

The event has been taking place on the first Saturday in May since 2002. More than two million comics are expected to be distributed FREE at participating stores across the nation (no strings attached; I picked up a couple of copies last year).

Check out the article on MSNBC:
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42934239/ns/today-books/t/spidey-archie-dinosaurs-it-must-be-free-comic-book-day?gt1=43001

Pick up your FREE comics at your neighborhood store: (store locator below)
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/fcbd_locator.asp

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

2011 Summer Blockbusters Guide

It seems like Summer 2011 is going to be one of the most jam-packed summers in Hollywood history, with swaths of superheroes, wizards, monsters, aliens, cowboys and hungover schmucks competing for your hard-earned cash. What's coming out? What's worth seeing? 

Check out the 2011 Summer Blockbusters Guide on CraveOnline:
http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/167343-summer-blockbuster-guide-2011

Any chance for blockbuster-fatigue? This year, Hollywood studios are cramming a record of 14 big-budget movies into a 12-week season!

"Thor" is coming out the end of this week.  

Sunday, May 1, 2011

"Fast Five"

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Summer opens big, loud and early!  With elements of "The Italian Job" and "Ocean Eleven," "Fast Five" is far more than street car-racing.  It's a testosterone-fueled, incredulous heist through the labyrinth of Rio de Janeiro that pushes beyond the limit of plausibility - involving muscle cars, train, vault - leaving pile-ups at every turn.  Fastest, most furious and funnest.  

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Just For Fun: Royal Celebration

The pomp and pageantry of the wedding of the century might be over, but if you're still in a festive spirit for a related entertainment, check out the article on Yahoo, which lists the best movies to celebrate the royal wedding: ("Pride and Prejudice" is one) 

For those of you opting for a chuckle (in good fun, of course), there are a few illustrations and manipulation of images as compared to Disney movie "Cinderella" and "The Mask."

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Just For Fun: Movies & Popcorn

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Ah, the joys of butter, salt and crunch... When you pop your bag of popcorn before a movie starts, know that you’re not only satisfying a craving, but partaking in a little American tradition.

Ever wonder how movies-and-popcorn go hand in hand like salt-and-pepper? Read the article on Yahoo:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/the-history-of-popcorn-and-the-movies-2457554

And speaking of which, grab your popcorn... the summer blockbuster season begins next week! (or the end of this week if you count "Fast Five")

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Upcoming Movies: May 2011

May 6
"Thor" (http://thor.marvel.com/) - The powerful but arrogant warrior Thor is cast out of the realm of Asgard and sent to live amongst humans on Earth, where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders.

"Something Borrowed"  (http://somethingborrowedmovie.warnerbros.com/) - Friendships are tested and secrets come to the surface when a terminally single woman falls for her best friend's fiancĂ©.

May 13
"Priest" (http://priest-movie.net/) - A priest disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

May 20
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Stranger of Tides" (http://disney.go.com/pirates/) - After crossing paths with a woman from his past, Captain Jack Sparrow is swept aboard the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard, on an unexpected mission to find the elusive fountain of youth.

May 26-27
"The Hangover 2" (http://hangoverpart2.warnerbros.com/index.html) - Right after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, the gang jets to Thailand for a wedding. The plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.

"Kung Fu Panda 2" (http://www.kungfupanda.com/) - Po and the Furious Five venture to China to battle a villain and uncover the secrets of Po's mysterious origins.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Food For Thought: 'Netflixed' Movie Theaters

You go to a website that gets you a list of every movie theater. You get to pick two theaters. Then you put in your credit card and agree to pay $10 per month ($120 per year) and receive a movie pass to these two theaters. This movie pass would allow you to go to any movie at any time at each of these theaters. The movie theater has a relationship with each moviegoer. It knows each movie you attend and can recommend other movies you might like to see. Sound familiar? 

Should movie theaters function like the consumer-friendly and cost-affordable Netflix?

Check out the article on the Future of Film column at TribecaFilm:
http://www.tribecafilm.com/tribecaonline/future-of-film/Movie-Theaters-Should-Think-Like-Netflix.html

Sunday, April 17, 2011

"Rio"

I.heart.bird... err... "Rio." Super colorful and cute. Exuberant with multicolored, chirpy characters set against gorgeously rendered, bountiful bird's eye scenery of Rio de Janeiro (wish I were there!) and vivid close-up of the carnival, "Rio" is a bright spot among the drab releases this week. 

Thursday, April 14, 2011

"Hanna"

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Ethereal and lethal. I couldn't imagine anyone else being "Hanna" than Saoirse Ronan ("The Lovely Bones").  

Hanna is not your average 16-year old girl. She's lived in isolation since birth, raised in the wilderness of Northern Finland solely by her former CIA-operative father, Erik Heller (Eric Bana). She's trained to stalk, hunt, target, fight and survive in harsh conditions. 

Don't mistake her pale skin, blue eyes and long blond locks as an angel. Behind those innocent eyes is an assassin unlike any other.  Although Hanna isn't an "assassin" in a true sense; she's an extreme survivalist taught to defend herself by any means.  

When Hanna feels ready to move on to the next step in her life, she and her father part ways, with the promise of meeting up again in Berlin. Immediately she's tracked down and held in a CIA facility by a ruthless agent, 'Marissa' (Cate Blanchett). Hanna breaks out, meets and strikes a quirky friendship with another teen, 'Sophie' (Jessica Barden) and her RV-traveling family.  

"Hanna" is a visually and audibly powerful. The transition scenes from a wintry forest to a sterile cell to an arid desert are artistically striking. When Hanna first gets out in the real world and experiences the sights and sounds of modern conveniences, I could feel her sensory overload. Flickering light. Barking TV. Shrieking kettle. Humming fan. Ringing telephone.  

Hanna's escapes are inventively shot. From the initial holding cell where she tricks her interrogator, faces off with an army of men, runs, leaps and crawls through a maze of tunnels, to the narrow alleys at the junkyard where she outfights and outruns her pursuers, to a whimsical funhouse where she stealthily flees from the clutch of the "wicked witch" of an agent.  

Somehow there's nary a shred of incredulity with "Hanna." With her lean strength, dexterity and velocity, Ronan is effortlessly believable - with a gun, knife or arrow. There's a ferocity behind her chilly exterior, especially when she learns the truth about herself during her confrontation with Erik.  

"Hanna" is a character-centered, coming-of-age tale. There's not much to be said about the supporting characters. Erik does have a cool combat scene in a clear, continuous shot, but there's no consequential closure with him. You're not going to understand about Marissa's motivation or mercilessness to kill.

Director Joe Wright's ("Atonement," "Pride & Prejudice") work on the action genre is eerily enthralling. There's an art-house quality to it. The Chemical Brothers' spectacular score is a techno beat that raises the scenes to an incredible level. "Hanna" is a pulse-pounding, lethal fairy-tale actioner. 

http://www.sdentertainer.com/arts/reviews-arts/movie-review-hanna/

Missing Review: "The Lovely Bones"

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Cold. I watched "The Lovely Bones" a while ago and remember the feeling clearly. It's an emotionally tedious story for various reasons. Peter Jackson misfired - the special effects simply become repetitive and lose its power. But the scene when Robin Williams' predator character salivates and talks to his trapped victim (Saoirse Ronan) underground, a naive 10 year-old girl, is hands down one of the most chilling-to-the-bone scenes. That scene alone is so well-acted and worth watching the entire film.

DVD: http://tinyurl.com/3jl9h67

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Note: "Hanna"

"Hanna" review is now up on http://www.sdentertainer.com/arts/reviews-arts/movie-review-hanna/ It will be posted on the blog at a later time.
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If you live in Southern Calif. and are interested in Ultrastar Theaters movie tickets at $8.25/ea., including FREE promo popcorn vouchers, please e-mail indotransserv@gmail.com. Valid for NEW releases (except 3-D).

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Just For Fun: Ready... Set... Martial Arts

[Note: "Hanna" review is up next]

It was fun when the trend began nearly a dozen years ago - stylized martial arts turning action scenes into dance. But whatever happened to treating action sequences like real actions? A fight that might involve a gun, a makeshift weapon, or a hit that actually hurts.

If "Hanna," premiering this week, were to catch the latest action flick, she'd be stunned: Everybody fights like her, a trained teenage assassin, in movies nowadays.

Are martial arts ruining action movies? Check out the article on NY Magazine:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/are_martial_arts_ruining_action.html

Thursday, April 7, 2011

"Source Code"

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Eight minutes. That's how long Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal, "Prince of Persia: Sands of Time") has to find the bomb and the bomber of a commuter train.

The catch is that Colter can go back for the last eight minutes over and over until he completes this assignment. But time is of the essence. This explosion is believed to be the first in a series of planned attacks. The longer Colter takes in solving the mystery bomber, the more lives will be at stake.

Directed by Duncan Jones ("Moon"), "Source Code" is a mashup of "Groundhog Day," "Deja Vu," "Inception," "Speed" and "Unstoppable."

Colter, an army helicopter pilot, find himself waking up in the body of another man, sitting in a train heading for Chicago. To his bewilderment, a friendly passenger sitting across him, 'Christina,' (Michelle Monaghan), keeps addressing him as 'Sean.'

Colter discovers that he's participating in an experimental government program called "Source Code." Invented by a single-minded scientist, Dr. Rutledge (Jeffrey Wright), a soldier with a specific condition can transmogrify into another person and experience the last eight minutes of another's life. In this case, Colter inhabits the body of a doomed teacher, Sean Fentress.

Transported back into reality and situated within a capsule, Colter has been communicating with a military commander, Colleen Goodwin (Vera Farmiga), who monitors his progress. To his frustration, Colleen is tight-lipped about everything else other than the mission, although she turns more sympathetic to Colter's plight as time passes.

With every eight minutes passed and back, Colter's investigation deepens. He expects the routine incidents before they happen, notices the small details about the behaviors of his fellow passengers, and become more aware about his surroundings. Colter also realizes that he falls a little harder and harder for Christina each time. As Sean, he asks her if she could get on the Internet and find out about his soldier 'friend,' Colter Stevens. What he learns shocks him.

There is no way of getting around the repetitive scenes, but every time there's more to discern. Halfway through it appears that the story is heading into one direction, but it shifts gear in a way that makes sense if you pay attention to a certain clue involving a couple of passengers.

Gyllenhaal portrays Colter's confusion, disorientation, determination and resignation honorably. What he attempts to do in the last eight minutes of his final return, whilst he has another choice to do something else, shows his decency. With Monaghan's Christina, they're very likeable and will make anyone wish they beat their fate. In reality, passenger Christina Warren is reported to have perished in the exploding train.

The philosophical questions are more intriguing than the pseudo-science behind the eight-minute window. The Source Code program is designed not to alter the past, but affect the future. But is it all there is to it? Do you believe in a parallel universe? Does an alternate reality exist with you on a different path in life?

The penultimate scene on the train showing the facial expression of every passenger is comforting. Everything wraps up as wholly as it could be. "Source Code" is a streamlined, suspenseful sci-fi thriller served with a heart.

http://www.sdentertainer.com/arts/reviews-arts/movie-review-source-code/

DVD: http://tinyurl.com/43v6rm5
DVD (blu-ray): http://tinyurl.com/3gpaxtf